Friday, February 10, 2006

My Machine

I've just created a new answering machine message.

Hello, you've reached 261-xxxx. If this is Osama, Al Quada, bombers or terrorists from Iraq or Iran, you've got the wrong number. As for everyone else, this call has been screened for key words by NSA computers and is now being monitored by the Bush Administration. Hi, Dick, how's the ticker?

BOO...just kidding. Leave your name and number at the tone, or not. Either way, Homeland Security will get back to you, eventually.


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